Fashion Police Show: Paula Abdul's Perp Walk

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Thanksgiving's not over yet, Joan Rangers!

Not when there are so many fash-holes to be thankful for—like Paula Abdul roaming the red carpet dressed as a desperate showgirl. 

"She has no taste. With all the voices in her head, you'd think one would be a gay guy going, 'No!'," quipped Joan Rivers.

And that's not all. The Fashion Police honcho also covers what she has in common with Blake Lively, as well as Jennifer Lopez's mommy dearest routine and more!

So click in and get all of Joan's jokes that didn't make it on air in our sassy sartorial photo gallery.

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