Fashion Police: Lindsay Does One Thing Right!

What you want from us, Lindsay Lohan?

You want us to punish you for wearing some Minnie Mouse nonsense to a Paris book-launch party for fashion photog Mario Testino?

Do you want us to make fun of the crushed-velvet cape that looks like the skin from a Muppet? And you want to be ridiculed for the Betty Boop flapper prop wrapped around your forehead? Or is it the glittery miniskirt you want us to rage against? Or your clunky platform clogs?

No, Lohan.

You are a glutton for punishment, and we will simply not indulge you anymore. Plus, hating on Lindsay is so 2007.

We love that purse, LiLo. It's classy and modern and doesn't have a small dog in it. Refine in '09, baby!

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