Jennifer Lawrence is looking mighty glam on her Hunger Games tour, so who's gonna be the butt of this joke if I don't have anything bad to say about the actress? Click in and you'll be surprised!

Then see how I riff on American Reunion star Tara Reid's return to the red carpet in this bonus clip of Fashion Police jokes that didn't make it on air. After you've watched the show, of course! 

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Dear Joan:
Love your show, always makes me laugh. I wanted to know if I could get the Jennifer Lopez outfit and wig that Kelly Osbourne wore for the Halloween episode. I love, love, love it! Take care.
—Betty

Dear Betty Boop:
Didn't she look great? The costume was vintage. As for the wig, it's actually custom-made. Her hairstylist took a store-bought wig and added a lot of extensions to it. But I'm sure there are plenty of boutiques out there with obnoxiously sequined minis just waiting for Jenny From the Block to pass by and scoop them up.

Dear Joan:
I love you. You are the funniest women alive. What do you tell these people when you meet them?
—Aldinasenateque

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Dear Joan:
First, I am a huge fan since forever. Thank you for being so unashamedly yourself. But the real issue here is the Emmys the other night. The Police highlighted a lot of stars that night but left out some of the prettiest ones, like Ariel Winter, Maria Bello and Julia Stiles. These girls looked absolutely flawless and at least deserve an honorable mention for their looks. (P.S. Can you also tell me who made their dresses?)
—n.mason95

Dear Forever Fan:

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Dear Joan:
What is the most you have spent on an item of clothing and why?
—M.M.

Dear Curious Kitty:

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Dear Joan:
I love seeing the likes of Kate Middleton and other celebs in dresses and wedges on holiday, but is it practical for a regular person? I don't want to wear jeans and sneakers, but what else will be comfortable while traveling and walking around?
—Eurotripper

Dear Euro Babe:

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Dear Joan:
A really cute guy invited me to the movies. I really like him and I want to look gorgeous, but I have no idea what to wear! Any ideas?
—Desperate Girl

Dear Desperate:

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DearJoan:
I am a 55-year-old male going to my first white party in two weeks. My question is, Do you have to wear white shoes to a white party?
—lec42

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Dear Joan:
I'm from New Zealand, so it's winter here, I'm also six and a half months up the duff. Nothing seems to fit me and I hate not looking good. Any advice for preggi winter fashion? Thanks.
—Renee

Dear Preggers:

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Dear Joan:
About the royal wedding: What's the story with Kate's veil? It was covering her face when she entered the cathedral, but all of a sudden her face was exposed. Who flipped it back? Why did she expose her face before the vows? Did she have help with that? Did her father do it or did William expose her?
—vetlori 

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Dear Joan:
I am attending a formal presidential dinner banquet next week (in another country). I have no idea what the dress code is for such an occasion. Does one wear a long or short dress? Light or dark?
—Frances

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