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Spoiler Alert: Wisteria Lane Trading in Picket Fences for Jail Bars!

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Desperate Housewives is well into season seven. No way, right? Thought everyone had stopped watching, oh, what, five years ago? Apparently not, since the show does very well in the ratings.

So, since the Housewives are still on the radar of many boob-tube watchers, we'll let you in on a little secret only Team Awful has the deets about: a Christmas-season cliff-hanger to die for—well, only if you're that dramatic.

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Is Eva Longoria Parker Really a Lousy Driver?

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Police say Eva Longoria Parker didn't do anything wrong. But that's not stopping this dude from making a play for some of her Desperate Housewives money.

Calling out the TV star for her "negligence, carelessness and unlawfulness" during a motoring mishap  last week, the driver who swapped paint with Parker is suing mad.

Here's the deal.

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Eva Longoria Crashes Hollywood...Literally

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UPDATE: The actress has posted the following message on Facebook: "Thx everyone for your concern! I was in a small accident last night, I am just really sore everywhere but thank God nothing more! Drive safe!"

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Eva Longoria Parker got banged last night. And not in the good way.

The Desperate Housewives diva was cruising down the rain-soaked Hollywood Boulevard last night when she was slammed into by another driver.

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Eva Longoria Parker: From Wisteria to Wax

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Have a desperate desire to spend some time with Eva Longoria Parker?

Now you can. Well, with her wax likeness, anyway. 

On Wednesday, Madame Tussauds Las Vegas unveiled this fashionable figure of the stunning star at her Eve nightclub in Sin City.

Parker was on hand for the event and playfully posed with "herself," which sports the actual red one-shoulder Carolina Herrera dress the actress wore to the 2008 Alma Awards.

Proof that a hot housewife is a hot housewife. Regardless of what she's made out of.

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Red Carpet Trend: Black and White and Hot All Over

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While midnight blue was a popular color on the carpet (and way to work it, Lea Michele), the real battle was as stark as can be...

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Kristen, Alec & More Join the Blind Vice Superstars!

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It's been almost a year since we gave you, or rather showed you, 25 of our fave Blind Vice Superstars. Wow, how infamous time flies!

As we told you last year, the celebs that make this list are ones whose monikers are fan favorites, notorious repeat-offenders. Or just babes whose personal dirty secrets we find utterly hilar.

So we think it's time to give you a few more: And folks, one of them is Moisty Mohr:

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A-Rod and Cameron Diaz's Doting Dinner Date

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Talk about rivalries! 

The Yankees may have been in Los Angeles to play the Dodgers, but the real action happened off the field for a pro slugger and a hot Hollywood actress.  

Alex Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz made no attempt at hiding their relationship on Friday night when the couple dined at Soho House with friends, including his manager Guy Oseary, who also happens to be manager and longtime business partner of Madonna, A-Rod's ex.

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