Does This World Really Need the Next Tom Green?
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After the lot of you so fervently tsk-tsk'd us for denying the supposed genius of the former cable-access and starlet-dating Tom Green, well, we just can't help keeping an extra eye out for any T.G. news to prove what a powerhouse he is in the H'wood scene.
Suffice to say, we only heard crickets. 'Til now, anyway.
Just caught wind of a casting notice from MTV, searching for "the next Tom Green" for a new series. So what does the role of someone like Mr. Green require? Says the notice, "someone who can drive 'insane' vehicles (trailers, boats, dump trucks, etc.) and be engaging and funny...must be quick-witted and able to think on their feet...edgy, personable and possess a slightly skewed sense of humor."
Hmmm. If Tom Green is oh-so relevant as hundreds of commenting hotheads declared (although most of those hell-raisers were sent by T.G. himself, we're told), why would the world need another one? The first one's still around, somewhere on the Internet, or so we're vehemently apprised. Maybe he should audition for the part?
—Additional sass by Becky Bain
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