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Does Audrina Know Who Stole Her Stuff?

Audrina Patridge, Justin Bobby Chris Polk

Audrina Patridge's shaggier half, Justin Bobby, bitched to us at the World Poker Tournament about the now infamous Patridge break-in.

"It was a guy and a girl," J.B. said of the two idiots seen slinking around Aud's home on the Hills' hon's surveillance cam. "And the worst part is she thinks she might know them."

Another lesson of doing some in-depth research on the kind of company you keep in T-town, definitely. J.B. wouldn't elaborate on who, exactly, the burglars might be, or precisely which of Aud's belongings went buh-bye. "A lot of sentimental stuff was taken," Just bemoaned. Can you give us any specifics here? Jewelry? Framed photos of herself? "Personal stuff."

Is there an Audrina-Justin sex tape about to be leaked? Can't wait to find out! Also, is this a new Robin Hood wave here in T-town, babes? Stealing from the rich to give to the even richer, i.e., the tabloid Internet outlets that are eventually going to make a fortune off the display of the stolen goodies? Probably.

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