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Do-Me Meter: Wolf-Man Reeves

Mon., Dec. 1, 2008 11:10 AM PST by Ted Casablanca

Elisabetta A. Villa/Getty Images

Keanu Reeves showed up to the Rome photo call of his new flick The Day the Earth Stood Still obviously jet-lagged from the transatlantic flight with that vacant expression. Oh wait, this is Keanu—he's always got that empty-headed look, it's his schtick, and all from his Bill and Ted surfer-stud days. We just prefer it without all this über-questionable facial hair engulfing K.R.'s face.

Please, Kean, tell us this blah beard is for a role, as opposed to just laziness. Or maybe you're planning on playing the part of Young Santa come Xmastime?