Ding-a-Ling: Why Is Bai Holding On to This Tree?

Will Binn, PacificCoastNews.com

Say what you will about the antics of attention-starved Bai Ling, and trust us, we say a lot, but the woman does know how to attract the attention of cameras in the vicinity.

So we have to ask, Why is she clinging to this tree? Is it because:

She wants to take tree hugging to "the next level"?

She's trying to make the hedge jealous?

That's where nuts are naturally found?

We don't know, but because she tries so hard, we ask that you dig deep and come up with the reasons you think she might be embracing this tree and post them below.