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David Hasselhoff's "Sex Bomb" Is a Dud With Chelsea Handler
It's a new season of Dancing With the Stars! You know what that means?
That's right, more fodder for our spitfire Chelsea Handler! So what does E!'s funnylady think of David Hasselhoff's performance last night?
Dancing With the Stars Returns and Bristol Palin Is Good!
And so it begins.
Obviously looking to somehow make this post-Gosselin season its most talked about ever, Dancing With the Stars trotted out 12 new spring ballroom chickens Monday, the behind-the-scenes strategery already apparent—guess who danced last?—and the gimmicks as glaring as ever.
But you know what? After a few initial eye rolls, we are hooked!
Find out who tanked, who rocked our world and why the heckster Bristol Palin was wearing that hideous, matronly suit:
All-New Soup Tonight!
In tonight's all-new slurpy spoonful...
Joel snorts up this whole Paris Hilton/Devil's Dandruff story and tries to read the messages in Billy Bush's eyes...
Gabourey Sidibe's mother Alice Tan Ridley feels the cold, bony finger of nothingness tapping her shoulder on America's Got Talent...
Breaking Bad star and Emmy winner Aaron Paul stops by to sell Joel some pure, crystallized, mind-blowing sandwiches...
New Dancing with the Stars contestant David Hasselhoff celebrates his gig by lubricating his liver on Access Hollywood...
And Fashion Police co-host Kelly Osbourne pops in to abuse the power of her badge and harass Joel...
Wolf it all down tonight at 10pm ET/PT!
David Hasselhoff Sings for Gulf Coast Residents. Haven't They Suffered Enough?
First Hurricane Katrina. Then BP the oil spill. Now...the bluster of the Hoff.
Chelsea Handler feels—and hears—your pain, Gulf Coast residents, as David Hasselhoff shows America he's got talent at a relief event on the CW.
Did Dancing With the Stars Cast Too Many Reality Types?
Why did DWTS pick so many reality TV personalities this season? Do these "celebrities" really need another show?
—Heather S., via Facebook
Well, it's not like Audrina Patridge has a chance at an Oscar. If she wants to remain famous, she has two choices: Get probably pregnant and drag out the announcement for as long as possible, or get another reality show.
As for The Situation, David Hasselhoff and Bristol Palin—who feels like a reality regular even if she'd never had a show—there's a reason why they're in the cast this season, too:
Dancing Pairings, Odds Announced—Brandy Pegged as Favorite, Mrs. Brady Not So Much
We haven't seen pairings this odd since Julia Roberts married Lyle Lovett.
The motley crew of celebs tapped for Dancing With the Stars has been assigned their pro partners. Count on this: It's gonna get interesting.
Chelsea Takes On David Hasselhoff
Lisa Lampanelli comes to visit Chelsea Lately, so it's another funnylady summit as she and Chelsea Handler let loose on David Hasselhoff's roast, Pamela Anderson, Hulk Hogan, the Kardashians and more!
Hit the clip, then sound off in our poll!
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Get more of Chelsea's take on the world in her blog!
David Hasselhoff Laughs as Drunken Cheeseburger Video Comes Back Up
If David Hasselhoff had any hope that he could put that infamous down-on-the-floor drunk, cheeseburger-chewing video behind him, he can forget about it.
The former Baywatch star was roasted by Comedy Central last night, and no surprise, his battle with the booze was one of the main punching bags, as were his acting and singing skills.
Just how cruel hilarious did things get? Read on to find out…




