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Crash 'n' Burn: Inside Ocean's Party and Surf's Scene

Ocean's 13 cast Eric Charbonneau/WireImage.com

Party crashing! Oh, don’t you just think it should be an Olympic sport? I do. And my friend XXX should get the gold medal. She purred her way into the Ocean's Thirteen Hollywood premiere, and here are a few fun facts:

 

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Steve Granitz/WireImage.com

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and Al Pacino were all no-shows at the after-party. Which seems so odd to me, given that this was a supreme gala and they all obviously walked the carpet for the movie. And, come on, Brangelina, if you’re gonna get the babysitter and hit the town, why not, you know, really hit it?

 

George Clooney Jean Baptiste Lacroix/WireImage.com

This was not your average crab cakes du jour premiere. Bars were stocked and then some with Grey Goose. A five-piece band dazzled. George Clooney got all excited when the fireworks started. Yes, fireworks. Fireworks!

 

Luciana Damon, Matt Damon Eric Charbonneau/WireImage.com

My crash pal says that Matt Damon’s wife, Luciana Barroso, is “ridiculously likable.” No shock there. Their whole marriage seems like a fairy tale, and the woman always looks understandably aglow.

 

Ellen Barkin Dan Herrick/ZUMAPress.com

Ellen Barkin chain-smoked all night. I knew I loved that broad!

 

 

Surf's Up: Mario Cantone Nancy Kaszerman/ZUMAPress.com, Sony Pictures Animation

Enough with the nice talk! Part two of this roundup is a few nasty little remarks from one of my favorite humans around, Mario Cantone. He voices the uptight sandpiper talent scout Mikey Abromowitz in Surf’s Up, and the man gives very good junket.

 

Shrek the Third Dreamworks/Paramount Pictures

On Pop Culture References in Animated Movies Like Shrek"It’s a little annoying sometimes. Like when I saw Shrek 2, there's too much pop culture reference...It’s not within the frame or the vocabulary of the time it takes place, and that is kind of strange to me."

 

Farce of the Penguins 2006 Think Film Company Inc.

On Farce of the Penguins"I’m in that. Bob Saget called me up. I was like, ‘I can’t get out of bed to play a gay penguin.’ He was like, ‘Come on, I’ll give you 50 bucks.’ I said, ‘All right, I’m there.’ So, I did it. I haven’t watched it yet. My partner, Jerry, who I’ve been with 16 years, he watched it. He said it’s really, really funny. I said I can’t watch Farce of the Penguins; I could barely get through Happy Feet. Just give me a break." 

 

Happy Feet Warner Bros.

On Happy Feet:  "My problem with it is that if you’re going to make a musical, get a song writing team and make a f--king musical. Make a musical. I don’t want to hear 'Boogie Wonderland' and 'Kiss' by Prince in a show...Write a score. Don’t cheat and get an Earth, Wind and Fire song. Let Philip Bailey sing that, okay?"

 

Okay, Mario! Now can someone please get him a studio to run? I’m completely serious.

 

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