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Christian Bale: Thanks for the Rant Remixes

All right, so Terminator: Salvation is out today. Everyone get ready to hear even more about Christian Bale's F-word laced rant.

Like right now, because that's all his June GQ cover story is about. The mag was also kind enough to include some nice shots that will be just perfect for any future leaked rants that need some remixing.

Of course this all begs the question: Didn't he apologize for it already and clear it up at just about every press junket?

He did, but it doesn't matter—the Rant's forever. So take it away, C.Bale:

"I'd definitely say that that guy who was yelling was at least half John Connor and the rest was Christian Bale," he explains.

We'll have to ignore Bale's comment: "How serious can a movie about time-traveling robots be?" If battling time-traveling robots can make you snap at an annoying D.P., it must be very serious.

But no point trying to make sense of anything when it comes to actors. All anyone can do is play it cool, and Bale does just that when asked about the Internet Rant remixes:

"A friend sent me one. They did a bloody good job! I've gotta say, what a great impulse, you know? To take something ugly like that and make it into a dance? That's wonderful thing."

After the Rant questions are all answered, it's time to discuss what a seriously intense method actor C.Bale is. It's exhausting, but Bale wisely puts an end to it with a direct, "Hey, you know, I'm really startin' to sound like a wanker, talking about acting and all this? Can we stop this?"

Yes, we can. Any final rants, sir? Oh, one about some Armani ad no one remembers? OK...

"I want to say that I’ve got this long history of just, I can’t stand havin’ my photo taken. Can't f--kin' stand it. Which is why in half the photos you see of me, I look like I was gettin’ a tetanus injection when they took the picture. Okay? And there was a [fashion] campaign during The Dark Knight in which they used me, in which I had no f--kin’ say-so. I would never have done that had I had any f--kin’ say-so. This campaign—it wasn’t Batman. It was Bruce Wayne. I said, 'Look, that’s Bruce Wayne in that suit. He’s no different than Christian Bale in a suit except for he’s got stuff, goo, in his hair, okay?' I just want to go on record as saying I did nothing for that. In fact every time I saw it anywhere, I felt nauseous. What I’m tellin’ you is that I will not ever be a model. If I’m ever modeling, you’ll know I really f--king need the money. Okay?"

He can't use the "that was half John Connor" excuse for that bizarre rant, can he?

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