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Chelsea Handler Blog: Shorely You Jest

Ronnie Magro, Jenni JWOWW Farley, Jersey Shore, Chelsea Handler Scott Gries/Picture Group/MTV; Todd Williamson/Getty Images

Two of the cast members of Jersey Shore have a book deal. Jenni "JWOWW" Farley and Ronnie Magro signed together to write a book called Never Fall in Love at the Jersey Shore.  I guess in this case, two morons are better than one. 

The book will reportedly be a "guido guide" on how to achieve their lifestyle. I think that can be summed up in one page: Go tanning, do some Jell-o shots and allow your mind to be devoid of any intelligence. 

I understand pretty much anybody can get a book deal at this point…look at me, then look at Chuy. But this is taking things a little far. Before you can get a book deal in the United States, you should at least be able to speak a little bit of English…unless you’re Chuy.

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