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"Caption This!": Little Miss Gunshine
Earlier today, Courtney Love opened her cellar door, and guess what came spilling out...
Sadly, these pageant girls can't be drafted, because they happen to be only children.
Primp, preen and beautify your funny and original captions for this week's Caption Pageant! Leave your captions below as comments for the opportunity to live vicariously through your words for personal gain. Best caption wins a Soup t-shirt.
"Caption This!": The Razorback
Men who like My Little Pony are referred to as "bronies", but what are you called if you are the pony?
"I like long walks on the beach, romantic strolls, and a lady who believes me when I tell her it's just razor burn."
Of course, he never goes on dates. He just stares out from the balcony of a Super 8, dreaming of Flowbees.
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We need a new caption for this photo, like the guy pictured needs a shirt. Speaking of shirts, the funniest/most original caption wins a Soup tee!
"Caption This!": Love Me Tender Bacon
The King of Rock and Roll was also known for his sophisticated culinary tastes, such as the peanut butter, banana, and bacon sandwich. Here, with the help of photoshop and a strip of Elvis' favorite pig product, we can now digest the power of his legacy.
This would have been a great breakfast had a group of older women not thrown their underwear at it.
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Think you have a better caption for this photo? Well don't get all shook up about it, all you have to do is leave your rockin' new caption below for a chance to win a Soup t-shirt.
"Caption This!": Caffeine Crash
Apparently, 5-Hour energy isn't big on employee discounts.
On the bright side, at least they're not drinking on the job.
Don't haphazardly doze off like these slackers and miss the opportunity to win a Soup t-shirt. Leave your original caption below in the comments section for a chance to win!
"Caption This!": Meatballs Hawking Meatballs
When patrons of this restaurant found out they were being served their balls of meat by the infamous Snooki, many of them spiked their hair in celebration.
Thank you @MooGooMouse for tipping us off to this obviously note-worthy occurrence.
Think you have a better caption for Snooki and her balls? Leave your very funny captions below as comments for a chance to win an extremely stylish Soup t-shirt.
"Caption This!": Moonshine Struck
Here's a ready-made promotional photo for the sequels of Face/Off, Adaption, and all the other movies with multiple Nicolas Cages.
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Believe it or not, this wasn't photo-shopped! It's just how Nic got into character for Ghost Rider.
Think you're funny? Good for you, however statistically speaking you're probably not. But hey, don't let that stop you, leave your new caption below as a comment. Funniest, most Soup-like caption wins a free Soup t-shirt autographed by no one.
"Caption This!": Rachael Ray’s Dog Food
Finally, an animal magazine dedicated to exposing the cold, hard facts. Here, Tails magazine asserts that Rachael Ray is, indeed, a ruthless carnivore.
But when it comes to friends, Rachael is fine with just a sprig of parsley.
This picture needs a new caption and you need a new t-shirt, let's see if we can't work something out. Leave your new caption below as a comment, and if yours is the funniest you'll get that t-shirt you so desperately need.
Caption This: Like Father Like Cub
According to a tweet from Bear Grylls of Man vs. Wild, he must be a really laid-back dad…
His son then marked the entire house, since he'd be holding it in since hibernation.
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Think you're witty? Come up with your own caption for this post and leave it below as a comment! Our favorite captioner (we think that's a word) wins a super sweet Soup t-shirt.
Indie Ice, Ice Baby
Vanilla Ice is back with a brand new edition of Ice, Ice Baby, and you might just find him playing in the courtyard of your local, privately-owned coffee shop.
Vanilla's new single is only available at intentionally sloppy vintage bookstores and can be purchased with a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Caption This: Blue Ivy Is Growing On Us
Just as sources predicted, Blue Ivy is going to be the next Michael Jackson…
Leave your original caption below! Best caption wins a top secret prize (it's a t-shirt, but don't tell anyone.)
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