Caption Nicole Richie's Cuckoo Couture

UPDATE:

Rnboyer1 Says: "[It's] Where's Waldo's wife."

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Calling all couture cops—it's YOU Write 'Em Up time!

The Perp: Nicole Richie, leaving her hotel room in New York City

Nicole's come a long way style-wise, but dayum, the star's taken five steps back in this nutty mishmash of an outfit. Blue velvet shorts, fringe jacket, goggle glasses and a leopard hat—it's a postcard from Crazytown!

What do you think of Nic's moment of madness? Write a clever caption below and we'll post our favorite here and on our Facebook page.

PHOTOS: See who else deserves to be cited in the Fashion Police gallery!

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