Caption Ashley Tisdale's Doily Lingerie

UPDATE:

Vettum Says: "I really wasn't expecting the fire alarm to go off this early in the morning. At least I was able to grab some shoes!"

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Calling all couture cops—it's YOU Write 'Em Up time!

The Perp: Ashley Tisdale in a satin 'n' lace shorts set and strappy snake-print heels, at the Grove mall in Los Angeles

Oh dear. The Hellcats star looks like she's been shopping Victoria's Secret's old-timey romance revival collection. And worse, Ash is wearing this bedtime-only outfit with children present. Not cool, sweetie!

What do you think of Ashley's lingerie look? Write a clever caption below and we'll post our favorite here and on our Facebook page.

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