Caption Mary-Kate Olsen's Everything but the Kitchen Sink Style

UPDATE:

Rebecca Says: "Off to go feed the pigeons..."

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Calling all couture cops—it's YOU Write 'Em Up time!

The Perp: Mary-Kate Olsen, seen leaving her NYC apartment Tuesday

Bring on the bag lady comparisons. While this twin titan could afford to buy out an entire department store (with personal shoppers in tow), she chooses to layer an assortment of seemingly mismatched accessories for one odd effect.

On their own, this leopard-print hat, printed scarf, red bag and billowy black coat don't offend—but throw them all together, and it's a dumpster-diving mess.

What do you think of Mary-Kate's mix and don't match style? Write a clever caption about her getup below and we'll post our favorite here and on our Facebook page.

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