Bitch-Back! Does Miss California Kick Ass?

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Dear Ted:
I would just like to say that Miss California kicks major ass for sticking up for what she believes! She rocks, and I don't think that she should have lost because of what she believes in—that's total BS! Sorry but it's so true. I read your stuff everyday about Robert Pattinson, but when I came across the gay marriage stuff, I do have an opinion about it, too! So Perez should not be praised for his choice only because she doesn't believe in men and men together or vice versa! It is between a man and a woman. That's my take on it, but that does not make it right for him to solely choose someone from what they believe. Thanks!
–Lindsey

Dear Hypocrite:
Aren't you judging him right back for standing by his beliefs?

Dear Ted:
Is all this R and K just for your own enjoyment, duping fans in the process? Well, guess what, Ted, your readers aren't as stupid and gullible as you seem to think we are. Apparently you think that Twilight fans are brainless twits who believe anything they are told. Not the case. Rob is most definitely denying that they are together. You don't call something ridiculous if it is true. I am happy to say you never duped me. I chose to believe the two actors involved. Kristen has flatly denied a relationship, and so has Rob. They are not liars, but apparently you are.
—pyrites0913

Dear Robsten Lives:
I have nothing to hide in all of this. They do. And you call this a denial?

Dear Ted:
Are Brad and Angie no longer relevant? I ask this because in the past week or so, two rumors have surfaced: (1) Angie is pregnant and (2) Brad and Angie have finally hit splitsville. You have made no comment regarding this, and I wonder is it because you don't have a source, or is it because they are old news?
—Sarah

Dear Brangie Who?
The most famous couple in the world? They're hardly old news. Or broken up. Yet.

Dear Ted:
Do you ever read the postings after your blogs and think, "Holy crap, these people are ridiculous?" OK, so my guess for Hard-Nipple Nick is Ashton Kutcher. Am I right? Or in right field?
—Cathy, Texas

Dear Crazy Commenting:
Define ridiculous. All colors of the whacked-out rainbow love their goss—all are welcome here! And as for HN2? Way, way off. Think much more box-office hits than blog hits.

Dear Ted:
You just tripped the double-standard alert by insulting the sunny yellow color of Mrs. Obama's Inauguration outfit when your own website glares with a cornea-searing hue somewhere between bile and urine.
—Margery, Conn.

Dear Election Flashback:
You been saving that insult for a while, haven't you?

Dear Ted:
Everyone knows official is code for "I'm clearly a poseur" on MySpace. Kbitch, as her real MySpace is affectionately titled, prefers mysterious sunset silhouettes. And is unfortunately private now. However, before it did go private, Michael Angarano was mysteriously deleted from her top eight. Drama? Who knows.
—simplysaid

Dear Will the Real K. Stew Please Stand Up:
Sure ya got the right profile? Girl's got more fake wannabes than we can count. Doesn't surprise us one bit tho that everyone wishes they were R. Pattz's private-time gal. 

Dear Ted:
There's something about Blake Lively that I can't stand. She seems annoying and full of herself. What's the scoop on her? Is she really as obnoxious as she seems?
—Karen

Dear Not Blake, But:
Her brother sure is!

Dear Ted:
I can't believe some fair-weather fans are doubting your Robsten story in the wake of Rob's very weak nondenial to E.T. As if he'd fess up on national television. Keep on plugging, dude, as you're the one who will get to say "I told you so" when Robsten finally admit they are, indeed, a couple.
—casemenza

Dear Robsten Relaysh:
Sooner than later, we hope! When Summit's got a new Twi flick coming out and it's up against Harry Potter, that's when they'll be desperate enough for some new buzz in the form of an on-the-set romance.

Dear Ted:
How do you feel Robert pawned you not once but twice about the Kristen rumors? You wanted your denial, and he gave it to you. He said clearly no in the British newspaper, so don't you think it's time you stop feeding crap to the poor, delusional Robsten fans?
—tayblack

Dear Open Book R. Pattz:
Yeah, 'cause celebrities are always honest about who they're dating and/or doin'.

Dear Ted: 
OK, the E.T. comment from Rob did concern me. My take on this now is you have the goods and R & K are a couple. Do they want it to be public knowledge? I get that Summit doesn't, but do they want it out there? It appears they do want it out there, or why would they be exposing themselves coming and going in cabs? We already have pictures of them leaving in a limo from the Sage thing last Saturday, but somehow R & K ended up changing to a cab before coming back to the hotel. Also, I could swear K is wearing one of R's musky t shirts at the Sage thing. I'm in middle management at a bank and have turned into a crazy person.
—jdshks28

Dear Blame Robsten:
Is this what royally effed up this country's economy? Bankers obsessed with Twilight goss? And nothing would make R & K happier than to be let off the Summit leash for good.