Bill Cosby Sees Through Your Steaming Loads of Lies on Today

Bill Cosby stopped by Today this morning to provide further evidence that he is not, in fact, dead. And neither is his love of children. No, not in a Polanski way. You know what we mean. The man loves working with the little ones. Even if they do lie about...well, we'll let Bill explain.

Admit it, judging by the look in his eye, you're a little afraid Bill's actually going to try to wipe Meredith, aren't you?

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