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Bella Gets Her Baby Bump On in New Breaking Dawn Teaser!

Mon., Sep. 12, 2011 11:33 AM PDT by Ted Casablanca and John Boone

Are you all ready for some demon Robsten babies?

Well, technically it's their onscreen alter egos that are reproducing, but whatever. Peep the newest tease for Breaking Dawn to see Kristen Stewart sporting a faux preggo belly and Robert Pattinson in full on daddy mode.

So does parenthood suit the vampy newlyweds?

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Duh!

The preview trailer starts with Bella rubbing her tiny tummy, and before we know it, she's full-on knocked up with a seriously bizarre bun in the oven. Then papa Cullen (Peter Facinelli) starts blabbing about fetuses, and Edward says Bella's in danger (per always).

Here's hoping the scenes where they, ya know, make the baby are sexier than this pregnancy biz.

It's only going to get worse from there: Spoiler alert for those who haven't perused the novel, but that vampire baby is going to eat its way out of its mama's belly. Get ready for some truly disgusting CGI.

And speaking of special effects, Taylor Lautner makes a blink-and-you-miss-him appearance too with his pack of werewolves on the war path.

Maybe Tay will get more screen time in the extended trailer, which is set to hit the net tomorrow. Stay tuned!

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