Balloon Boy Deflated, but Rises to Rap

Who could forget the Wife Swapping, storm-chasing, UFO-loving Heene family?

Well, probably most people, until 6-year-old son Falcon was reported to have taken an unplanned balloon flight today into the skies of Colorado.

Now that the supposedly sky-high lad has been discovered no further off the ground than the height of a garage attic, we can all sit back and relax with the knowledge that he's safe in the arms of his parents—the ones who apparently left a massive helium weather balloon accessible to a 6-year-old.

On that note, here are the brothers Heene in their very own rap video, hanging out on train tracks, playing with rattle snakes and murdering their teddy bear.

Keep it real, kids!

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