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Why don't stars get sweat stains?

Tue., Nov. 27, 2007 11:31 AM PST by Leslie Gornstein

Every year during awards season, I notice that actresses don't have deodorant stains or sweat on their dresses, yet my strapless bridesmaid monstrosities always seem to have "white stripes." Are they not wearing deodorant? Is there a fancy brand they use?
—Katie, Wilmington, Delaware

The B!tch Replies: Yes, the fanciest of brands: Botox, which, when injected under the arms is said to stop sweating altogether. Working up a sweat here, myself, with all these questions to answer. Must be time for another Lightning Round.

How do stars who smoke keep their teeth pearly white? I am snow-blinded looking at them in their movies.
—Jamie, South Beach, Florida

They have them bleached regularly. And they have their dentists install massive veneers that look like tiles from the space shuttle.

I thought Britney shaved her head. Where did all this hair come from? It can't all be wigs. I can see roots!
—Anna, Plevna, Montana

They's extensions, y'all.

What do you think of gang stalking?
—Margaret, Lompoc

Why, did Oprah speak out about it?

So, in recent weeks, two celebrities named their babies Ever and Every Bear. A bit odd. But have you found anything worse than the name Pilot Inspektor Lee, Jason Lee's kid?
—Aly, London, England

Since you asked, yes. Nothing compares to Penn Jillette's kids, Moxie CrimeFighter and Zolten, or Kevin Smith's kid, named after the comic book character Harley Quinn. And for the record, it was Milla Jovovich who just named her new baby Ever. Ever Gabo, actually.

Hey, Answer B!tch, the little TV on your Web page is gone. What gives?
—John, Chattanooga, Tennessee

I guess three answers a week, a Lightning Round and a radio show aren't enough for you young punks of today. Fine. No more Truth for you. Go whine about it on Twitter.

Do you think there should be a drinking limit enforced for celebrities?
—Shelby, Poway, California

Drinking? No. Breeding? Yes.