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Could Whitney Houston Have Been Saved?

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Does Jim Carrey's Daughter Have an Edge on Idol?

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Could Brad Pitt Wear Jeans and a T-shirt to the Oscars?

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Where does Jake's hound hang?

How come celebrities, especially ones with stylists, still have major fashion boo-boos on the red carpet?
—Carmen, White Plains, New York

The B!tch Replies:  It's a celebrity's right to pay for a stylist and then ignore her. It's in the current SAG contract, I think. Lemme look that up. Meantime, enjoy this brand-new Lightning Round.

What do stars do with their pets when they're traveling around the world making movies? I know I couldn't be away from my dog for weeks and weeks!
—Nancy, Newark, Delaware

Jake Gyllenhaal and other A-listers have been seen dropping their dogs off at LA Dogworks, a place so high-end that dogs get little bunk beds and a TV and a live person sleeps with the pooches during overnight stays.

What do you think of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie?
—Sydney, Washington, D.C.

Oh God, this question is so soft and beautiful and I cannot bear it. OD'ing...on...the...possibilities...

Love the show. What's up with the trailer for a remake of Caligula, starring Courtney Love, Helen Mirren and Benicio Del Toro? I've been seeing it online—it seems too good to be true!
—Maisy, Somewhere

Sorry, the trailer's just an elaborate joke perpetrated by Italian artist Francesco Vezzoli and his famous friends. No full-length movie is planned. Sorry. You'll have to get your corruption fix elsewhere. Cheer up, though. The new season of The Hills just started.

I feel very sorry for Britney. Sometimes things happen that are unexplained, and we all need to pray for her and her family.
—Nichole, Greensboro, Alabama

I'd rather pray for her assistant, whoever that cursed soul might be this week.

Is Kathy Griffin really on the D-list?
—Jessica, Seattle

Never to me. I would die so that she could live.

 

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