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Could Whitney Houston Have Been Saved?
- And other great mysteries of Hollywood, beheaded for your pleasure in our weekly podcast!
Does Uggie the Dog Ever Have to Work Again?
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Does Jim Carrey's Daughter Have an Edge on Idol?
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Could Brad Pitt Wear Jeans and a T-shirt to the Oscars?
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Tom & Nicole: When will we know the truth?
Are we going to have to wait until Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise are dead before we find out what really ended that marriage?
—Kate N., Cape May, New Jersey
The B!tch Replies: Longer than that, I'm afraid. Unless Tom, for some bizarre reason, opts not to have his head cryonically preserved for future resurrection. Which segues me oh so nicely into an ever popular Lightning Round...
Where are Britney's mother and father in all of this, and do you believe they should be more involved with helping their daughter?
—Bonnie, Stuart, Florida
You assume that Britney is returning their calls. And that Britney knows how to make calls.
I was listening to Edward Norton doing a radio interview, and he said his new movie was only being released in a few theaters. Why do they do that? Why do they release a movie in certain theaters and don't show it worldwide? YOU ROCK!
—Jennifer, Red Bank, New Jersey
Studios sometimes opt for limited releases to gauge audience appeal before deciding where else to release it. Or the filmmakers may just want make a small theatrical debut to qualify the project for the Oscars.
Do you see celebs around if you walk around Hollywood?
—Jade, Sydney, Australia
Yes. We sometimes also drive. I once cruised past a mall and saw Spike Lee standing on a street corner; he looked even more like an annoyed praying mantis than usual.
All right, so Kayne West has beaten 50 Cent in the charts. Will Fiddy uphold his promise and leave the music business for good?
—Laura, Cochrane, Ontario
No such luck. Part of Fiddy's challenge requires Kanye to suffer a steep drop in second-week sales: "Watch the first week, and then watch the second week," Fiddy's challenge on SOHH.com states. "Watch his [expletive] drop off the planet. We keep our angles covered before we make a decent bet."
How are the ratings for Gossip Girl?
—Ashley, Gilroy, California
They are fine. The premiere did better than the first episodes of The O.C. or Buffy the Vampire Slayer, garnering about 3.7 million viewers.
Hi, you are lovely, witty and spicy.
—Arthur, Miami, Florida
Yes, and don't forget accurate and prolific, with subtle notes of blackberry jam and coriander.
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