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Could Whitney Houston Have Been Saved?
- And other great mysteries of Hollywood, beheaded for your pleasure in our weekly podcast!
Does Uggie the Dog Ever Have to Work Again?
- And other great mysteries of Hollywood, beheaded for your pleasure in our weekly podcast!
Does Jim Carrey's Daughter Have an Edge on Idol?
- And other great mysteries of Hollywood, beheaded for your pleasure in our weekly podcast!
Could Brad Pitt Wear Jeans and a T-shirt to the Oscars?
- And other great mysteries of Hollywood, beheaded for your pleasure in our weekly podcast!
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Lightning round: Panty-free edition!
—Jenn, Toronto
The B!tch Replies: What is wrong with you people? Do you never sleep? Are you never satisfied with the answers I give you, week after grueling week? Apparently not, for the B!tch Box is as full as it has ever been, packed with your questions about all things Hollywood. So, from now on, look for a Lightning Round right here. Every. Single. Week.
This week, it's a panty-free edition.
Why is Britney Spears running around with Paris Hilton, yet without underwear? Does her divorce settlement require that Federline gets all the undies?
—William Beem, Sanford, Florida
No, just all the do-rags.
Is that Annette Bening in the latest Columbia Pictures logo?
—Paolo, Manila, Philippines
No, a studio spokesman calls it a "a composite and not meant to model or represent anyone in particular."
What's up with these celebrities and their panties? Do they not wear them on purpose? If so, how can it be positive to their image? I just can't imagine how this can be good publicity!
—Vanessa, Salt Lake City
It isn't, but it's excellent publicity for Michelle, bikini waxer to the stars at Anastasia Salon.
Was Jamie Bamber pissed he had to play obese for several episodes of Galactica? He lost weight faster than a Cylon changes her mind.
—Brian, Los Angeles
What does this have to do with Britney partying without pants? Anyway...the fat was fake. Bamber underwent four hours of makeup daily to look that porky. For more on his mood, see a video on this very subject.
Will you remove Snoop from the wall of shame, now that he's been arrested for carrying a gun instead of a stick?
—Mike, Mountain View, California
Of course not. He still recorded a track with the Pussycat Dolls, didn't he?
Is Hugh Hefner the only celebrity with multiple girlfriends? Please don't include all the stars that probably have someone on the side, but just anyone who is enough of a pimp to carry on a relationship with multiple people.
—Amanda, Augusta, Georgia
Well, there's Flava Flav. He chose Deelishis to wear his clock on the latest season of Flavor of Love, but it's another woman—whom Flav describes only as a "shorty in Las Vegas"—who is carrying his seventh child.
Why do Hollywood stars go out for a night on the town with no panties and then end up flashing everyone? Is it some sort of publicity stunt, or are they really that dumb?
—Bonnie, Kansas
Yes. And yes.
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