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Could Whitney Houston Have Been Saved?
- And other great mysteries of Hollywood, beheaded for your pleasure in our weekly podcast!
Does Uggie the Dog Ever Have to Work Again?
- And other great mysteries of Hollywood, beheaded for your pleasure in our weekly podcast!
Does Jim Carrey's Daughter Have an Edge on Idol?
- And other great mysteries of Hollywood, beheaded for your pleasure in our weekly podcast!
Could Brad Pitt Wear Jeans and a T-shirt to the Oscars?
- And other great mysteries of Hollywood, beheaded for your pleasure in our weekly podcast!
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Lightning Round: Have You Not Been Listening?
I was wondering how stars get paid. When it is written that a star got $1.8 million for a movie, I mean, do they get it all at once at the end? Or in increments? Thanks!
—Chrystie, Reidsville, North Carolina
The B!tch Replies: There an echo in here? Heck, given the number of questions I field weekly, I can't blame you for missing the first time I answered this question. Or the second. Now, marvel as I dispose of still more questions in rapid succession, during my weekly Lightning Round.
What in the hell is up with all of these actors and their freaky, too-white, tombstone-size teeth? They open their great gaping maws, and the back flash temporarily stuns. Flashing lights of this type can cause seizures, you know.
—Paula, Plano, Texas
Wow, and I thought Noel Coward was dead. Those dental inserts are called veneers, and they're large because once they fall off the space shuttle during takeoff, they're repurposed to fit over someone's natural teeth. Next time you snicker at Hilary Duff, remember: She carries with her the handiwork of the dedicated men and women of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Which actresses wear wigs, besides, of course, Raquel Welch and Dolly Parton?
—Terry, Atlanta
Well, that wasn't a Scottish deerhound on Vanessa Williams' head during the Golden Globes.
Who is the actress in the Aveeno TV commercials with brown hair and light green eyes? She's very good; does she have any other TV or movie credits? I know someone who emailed Aveeno without success. Thought you might know.
—Anonymous, New York
She is Daniella Van Graas, a Dutch actress who has also appeared in Something's Gotta Give and the J.Lo vehicle Maid in Manhattan.
Hey, Answer B!tch, you're gorgeous.
—Leana, Cornell University, New York
Indeed. Up with the Big Red and all that.
What did Angelina Jolie's mother die from?
—Rise, Wilmington, North Carolina
Marcheline Bertrand recently lost a seven-year battle with ovarian cancer.
What's Neve Campbell up to these days? She's disappeared! Thanks, Australia loves you!
—Mel, Sydney
Yes, but do you worship me with the same bloodthirsty abandon offered by the rabid kids at Cornell University? I suggest you settle things in a cage match. Let me know how that goes.
Why did Boston think those LED signs of the Mooninites from ATHF were bombs?
—Alex, Fond du Lac, Wisconsin
Because those Mooninites are an invasion waiting to happen, son. No one can resist the quad laser.
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