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True Blood Recap: A Bloody, Sexy Mess of a Finale!
Adios, Bon Temps! Well, at least until next summer.
And while this season definitely had its ups and downs, we're sad to see Sookie go! But before we start counting down the days until season five kicks off, let's chitchat about some of the craziness that went down on last night's finale, shall we?
So how did True Blood top last season's King Russell smack down?
Morning Bitch-Back! Does Rihanna Have a Taste for Ladies?
Dear Ted:
My guess for Cookie Muncher is Rihanna, and my guess for her mancakes is Drake. Am I right? P.S. Last year I took in a stray pregnant kitten that gave birth to her litter on my bed. I am happy to report that I adopted the mother and one of her kittens, my mother adopted two and my brother adopted a kitten also. The whole family have happy homes. I love your Blinds, but your advocacy and compassion for animals keeps me a devoted reader. It's nice to know that I get my gossip from such a kind and compassionate man.
—Brenda
Dear Cat Got Your Tongue:
As much as I wish I could say you're right, I'm really not such a nice guy, and Cookie is not as musically inclined as the pop star. Plus, I think Ri-Ri would totally own up to any lady-lovin' tendencies she might have. She's just that kinda chick. Kisses to all your kittens though, you sound like a great mama!
Dear Ted:
Thinking about Cookie Muncher, and I've got to say, I keep wondering if this is Anna Paquin, and her hubby, Stephen Moyer. She hasn't been afraid to admit that she is bisexual, and you said that they are comfortable with each other's Vices. Am I right or at least on the right track?
—Kimbo
True Blood Recap: Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead-ish!
It is Halloween yet? 'Cause all this witchy business has us seriously craving some candy corn.
But back to True Blood. When we left Sookie last week, she was up crap creek, causing her vampy lovers to bust out some heavy ammunition to blow Marnie and the Moon Goddess Emporium back to the days of the Salem Witch Trials.
So what's kooky old Marn up to this week?
Matt Damon's Six-Year-Old Movie Margaret Finally Coming to Theaters
Matt Damon, Anna Paquin and Matthew Broderick all seem a lot younger in Margaret.
Because they are. Believe it or not, this movie was shot six years ago. Which may explain why Damon still looks like Will Hunting and Paquin can play a young inexperienced teen when we all know her as sexed-up Sookie Stackhouse.
So what's it all about?
Is True Blood's Eric Going to Eat Bill for Lunch?
Oh come on, people. Our beloved True Blood had a tragedy not long ago, when crew member Jesse James Cartwright lost his life earlier this year, leaving behind a large family. So, real-life couple Anna Paquin and Bill Moyer are serving themselves up for an auctioned lunch date, just to help out!
Pretty cool, huh?
Well, yes and no...
True Blood Recap: Who Ended Up Six Feet Under?
With all the excitement from the VMAs Sunday night (Beyoncé is knocked up?!!) we thought we'd give you some bonus time to DVR this week's True Blood before we gathered 'round the blolumn water cooler to discuss the latest Bon Temps trouble.
And there's plenty of trouble these days.
'Cause last week's episode ended with Eric and Bill dueling to the death, with Sookie trapped in the middle (of course). So what's the fate of our fave vamps?
True Blood Recap: It's Time to Declare Your Loyalties!
We barely had time to hate on the so not-sexy shower scene (turned weirdo wilderness romp) last week before Sookie and her Bon Temps brethren were thrown into yet another life-or-true death sitch. Typical, no?
And things definitely weren't lookin' good: Sook (Anna Paquin) got shot and Eric (Alexander Skarsgård) became the fanged be-yotch to one of those wicked witches. So what's King Bill do when things get tough?
True Blood Recap: Vampires Versus Witches, Part 2
Last week, every fang-banger around was left wondering what would come of the witchey's great vampire massacre. OK, so mainly we were all wondering if Jessica (Deborah Ann Woll) was still alive, in her half dead sort of way.
Point is, we expected bloody tears and pissed off vamps, but we totes didn't expect this:
Morning Bitch-Back! Is Chord Overstreet a Real Life Sue Sylvester?
Dear Ted:
Okay so I was wondering if Chord Overstreet and his beautiful lips have some sour feelings towards Darren Criss? At the Teen Choice awards when Glee got their award, Chord rolled his eyes and kept whispering to Cory Monteith and Harry Shum Jr. I couldn't tell if he was annoyed Darren was talking, but nonetheless it's rude to stand up there and do anything but smile…What's his deal, Ted?
—MissM
Dear Divine MissM:
Wouldn't really blame the blond babe if he were P.O.'ed at the whole Glee group, tho' the only person he should have any bad feelings toward is head honcho Ryan Murphy. And I do think you're reading into this a bit, M. Chord doesn't have any bad feelings with Darren. At least, nothing worth mentioning—but trust, there's tons of other drama going on behind the scenes to fill the void.
Dear Ted:
So, what do you think about George Clooney and Stacy Keibler hookup (if it is real)? Are they an item or is just PR? When news broke, an "insider" said this fling was purely fun. But things seemed to have changed; the next day the story was they are exclusive at this point. What do your real and trustworthy sources say?
—C
True Blood Recap! Vampires Versus Witches, Part 1
Even though all you fangbangers debated the yumminess scale of Eric (Alexander Skarsgård) and Sookie's (Anna Paquin) swamp sex, we were mighty pleased with their virginesque act of passion.
Sadly their delish fairytale time together isn't gonna last long tho, ‘cause there's a 400-year-old crazy lady out for the bloodsuckers blood.
So what happened in witch-filled Bon Temps post-romp?




