Homekeepers Bastes Emeril, Christian-Style

The God-fearing, craft and cooking-filled world of Homekeepers with Arthelene Rippy (no relation to Rodney Allen Rippy, in case aging Soup fans were wondering) is dedicated to, yes, those who keep homes. Meaning women.

And we all know how much women like being in the kitchen, cooking for their men, the way the Lord intended.

On rare occasions, progressive Arthelene does allow a male to enter her steamy, sacred domain—meaning her kitchen—in this case some guy who will scare and confuse you with his Emeril by-way-of-Jesus impression.

BAM.