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Hills Finale: Mr. and Mrs. Justin Bobby?

Mon., Dec. 22, 2008 2:24 PM PST by Ted Casablanca

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On The Hills finale tonight—calm down, we know you're blubbering about it—Justin Bobby and Audrina Patridge have a sit-down where Just gives her something better than L.C. romance rumors: a ring.

He gives it to her in the grossest way possible, with his spit all over it, but Aud-babe still puts it on her finger. Not exactly a proposal, but not exactly not one either. Is this the real deal?

Please, spare us the suspense. There's no way A.P. and J.B. are the next Hills couple to leap into marriage, Spiedi-style. Aud told us herself at a recent bash that in '09 she wants to "meet a guy who's respectful...I want to meet a great guy." Doesn't sound like words coming from a woman already in love with the fella she's with, no?