Soup Week: Bridezilla Fattens Bod, P. Diddy Talks God and More!

It's been a roller coaster week of bad TV in Soup land. Let's take a look before another wave of motion sickness kicks in:

• Plus-size Bridezilla Melissa needs to get fatter, but her bowels disagree. Yes, it's gross.
• P. Diddy now has a show as ridiculous as his name.
• Richard Hatch makes all-male prison sound more like a Fire Island dream vacation.
• As a father, Ryan O'Neal is a fantastic actor from the '70s. But that doesn't stop him from doling out parenting tips.
• Brothers Real and Chance are searching for two lovely, refined, intelligent women with whom to spend the rest of their lives. And if they dress like awesome skanks, all the better.

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Need more of the reality stars of summer 2009? Yes. You do. Which is why we put then in a gallery for you.

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