We Give Thanks to Stars Who Tweet
twitter.com/JLo
This year, we're thankful for all the famous people who jumped on the Twitter bandwagon.
For fans, it offered the chance to feel more connected to their favorite stars (or at least more connected to their favorite stars' high-dollar ghost Twitterers). For haters, it gave new reasons to hate the stupid, mundane things these people think and tweet. For the famous, it offered a way to communicate without going through reporters or PR people. And for us gossip bloggers, it opened up a new platform for pointless celebrity feuds. It's all win-win-win-win.
In fact, we're so thankful for the microblogging service, we've decided to honor our favorite Twitterers and dishonor our least faves. Now please join us in our first ever (and possibly last ever, who knows?) Twitter Awards!
Most "On": Rainn Wilson
Whenever you need a laugh, The Office star is always there telling jokes. All laffs, all the time over at the @rainnwilson Comedy Theatre.
twitter.com/rainnwilson
Most Attention Whorey: Lindsay Lohan
Anything that should be dealt with privately, LiLo blasts to the public, whether that be picking fights with SamRo, begging for work on True Blood, continuing to feud with her dad or prematurely announcing future projects. Girl doesn't have a filter.
Most Prone to Profanity: Adrianne Curry
Judging from her Twitter, the OG America's Next Top Model winner spends her days playing World of Warcraft and cussing.
twitter.com/AdrianneCurry
Most Aggressively Precious: Emmy Rossum
We get it, Emmy, you and your adorable doe eyes are always thinking and seeing such quirky, unique things. You're a one-of-a-kind special snowflake too precious for this dark, cold world.
twitter.com/emmyrossum
Most Missed: Miley Cyrus
Oh how we've missed the now 17-year-old Twitter quitter. Now we have nowhere to experience the ups and downs of teenage life. R.I.P. @mileycyrus our hearts are hurting :(.
twitter.com/mileycyrus
Most Valuable New Comer: Neil Patrick Harris
We can't tell you what an exciting day it waswhen we saw NPH had finally joined Twitter.
twitter.com/ActuallyNPH
Most Impersonal: Britney Spears
If it weren't for the occasional hacking, Britney's Twitter wouldn't be worth following.
twitter.com/ britneyspears
Most Amusing: John Mayer
Is he a douche or is he misunderstood? No one knows, not even Mayer himself. But one thing's for sure, he can run a decent Twitter (especially after a few drinks).
twitter.com/johncmayer
Most Kabbalah-y: Demi Moore
The former actress, now big-time Twitter star, does her best to inspire us. Whether she succeeds or drives you insane is up to your Demi Moore fandom level/jaded world view.
twitter.com/mrskutcher
Overall Worst: Tila Tequila
She literally Twitters 24 hours a day. She'll clog up your dashboard with her nonsense as she begs for approval and validation from her Tila Army. It's both sad and frustrating.
Twitter.com/officialTila
Overall Best: Dita Von Teese
She spells everything correctly, uses proper grammar whenever possible, has awesome cats (very important on the Internet) and somehow manages to share her enchanting life without oversharing.
twitter.com/DitaVonTeese
Now, like J.Lo allegedly tweeted, safe travels and Happy Thanksgiving to all! Don't forget to Twitter about your Thanksgiving dinner, or it will be like it never happened.
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You've seen their Twitters, now see their TwitPics in our Tweet Peeks gallery.






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