Train Wreck

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Pamela Anderson wore a ridiculous dress to the Hollywood Style Awards in Los Angeles.  It looked somewhat like a bad prom dress…not that I've ever seen a good one.  The dress was short, but she still managed to have someone sew a train onto it.  A little girl, who is the daughter of Pam's make-up artist, helped out by holding the train while Anderson posed for pictures.  The girl looks pretty sad in the photos, like it's the last place she wants to be.  I was just relieved to find out the girl belonged to someone else.  When I saw the pictures I just assumed that while posing for the photographers, Pam had given birth to a nine-year-old.