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The Eyes Have It: Timber-Biel Brunch

Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake Fame Pictures

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel, downing some brunch at Vivien's restaurant in Studio City. J&J hit up the tiny breakfast place, a big change from their recent vacay to Italy. Sorry, our eggs-eating Eyes didn't see a ring on Jessy's finger, no outlandish PDA to goss over. We knew this was one boring couple, and eating in the Valley proves just that. Dining in a far prettier locale was...

George Clooney, staying at the Renaissance La Concha in Puerto Rico. Still in skinny mode and sporting a 'stache, as well as a newsboy cap, so presh. G.C. wasn't lookin' his best, but was "still a stud," pooped the horny chick right next to him. Georgie-boy sat with some producer types at Solera, a poolside bar and grill, nothing glam at all. Just boys with their Biz talk. No wonder this guy's still single. The Cloon is in town shooting a flick, Men Who Stare at Goats, and costar Ewan McGregor, who knows something of getting his skanky fun on (George, you might want to grab him for some much needed pointers) is also calling the resort home while shooting. Sexier than G.C., by far, was...

Heather Graham, lookin' fab 'n' glam at a house party right up Sunset Plaza. The golden-haired hottie, whom we haven't seen in a while outside the discount DVD bin (what the ef's up with that?), feted her good friend and fashion designer Michelle Jones at a B-day bash, drinking some impossibly obnoxious concoction, a Lucid Rose's Mojito, I think. I can remember when straight vodka was just fine. Why is everyone such a brand queen these days? Whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, H.G. was "stunning," blabbed everybody, but look, we'd really prefer to see her working, instead.

—Additional sass by Becky Bain

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