Taylor Lautner Spreads 'Em in Vogue
L'Uomo Vogue/Michel Comte
Four months until Taylor Lautner is legal and we can all stop feeling like total perverts!
Here is Tay-Tay flaunting his stuff in Italian Vogue for Men, striking some limber and definitely not sexually suggestive poses. 'Cause we all work out totally wet, right?
But we totally see through (no pun intended) the plan behind this spread...
Us Weekly
Summit's pushing blatant gratuitous shots of Taylor in hopes Twi-fans get used to the idea of more Jacob and less Edward in New Moon—and we're actually OK with that.
Remember the last abtastic shots released?
Of course we're sure you haven't forgotten about Robert Pattinson, who first shot for Rolling Stone completely drenched.
As much as we are enjoying Lautner being pimped out (when it isn't in the way of Robsten, of course) in an ab-baring way, why isn't Rob having to semi-strip down, too?
After all, R.Pattz is of legal age—it helps us feel a little less naughty about slobbering all over him so.
See, Rob has just as sexy of a bod, but he doesn't have to give it all away on- or offscreen anything like Taylor does. The more they keep those pasty, yet still delicious, abs covered up, the more we are slightly tempted to go over to the Wolf Pack side of things. But listen, Mr. P: we haven't...so far.
How about you all—is Team Jacob slightly creeping up on you, too?
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