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Spoiler Blab! Desperate Housewives Body Count

Fri., Nov. 20, 2009 11:00 AM PST by Ted Casablanca

Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross, Teri Hatcher, Desperate Housewives

ABC/Ron Tom

"Five."

—So reveals our inside Desperate Housewives source regarding the total number of deaths resulting from this season's cliffhanger plane catastrophe. We're told it's the result of two passengers on the small aircraft getting into an argument

They die, too, by the by, as do some darling, dear residents on the ground on Wisteria Lane. Gosh, think those might be Teri Hatcher and her crackhead dietician up there in that plane bitching away? Never know! And let's hope!