Snooki: Whale Sperm Keeps Me Out of the Ocean

Our favorite guidette tells Chelsea Handler why she stays away from salty beach water

By Bruna Nessif Aug 31, 2011 12:15 PMTags

Leave it to Snooki to educate us on the wonders of the world.

While on Chelsea Lately Tuesday night, our tiny and tanned friend had quite the conversation with E! funnywoman—and fellow Jersey girl—Chelsea Handler.

After Snooki explained how switching from margaritas to vodka helped her lose weight, Chelsea quizzed the "half of a meatball" with questions from the new Jersey Shore trivia game.

Did you know that the ocean is salty because of all the ejaculated whale sperm that swims around? Seriously. At least that's what Snooki says, and that's why the next Kim Kardashian stays away from the waves.