Science Proves the Unthinkable: Jessica Alba Is Really Hot
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If you couldn’t tell by her body-clinching spandex costume in Fantastic Four, Jessica Alba is hot. If you actually need more convincing, science has just proven the superior level of her sexiness.
A study by a group of Cambridge mathematicians concluded that Alba has the sexiest strut because her hip-to-waist ratio is perfect—more perfect even than classic sex symbol Marilyn Monroe's.
However, what these scientific geniuses fail to understand is that shoes are also essential components of the ideal sashay. And judging by her footwear selection at last night’s Teen Choice Awards, Alba deserves a deduction—thus putting Marilyn back on top and restoring order to the universe.






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