If you've been trying to decipher clues in American Horror Story promos, you're probably still unclear on what the show is really about. Creepy babies? Latex body suits? Pregnant cellists? Today, finally, we are treated to the first promo featuring the whole cast, including Connie Britton and Dylan McDermott, and the real star: the creepy house.
So what does this trailer reveal? A sexy maid, Jessica Lange (looking like she stepped out of a roaring '20s cocktail party), a guy on fire and frightening DIY home improvements...
OK, maybe it doesn't answer our long list of questions for creators Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuck, but color us intrigued. Now, we've seen the pilot, so we can confidently tell you that all these mysterious (and awesomely made) promos will make sense once you watch the first episode. But until Oct. 5, all you guys can do is speculate.