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Madonna vs. Power Ranger: Who's Having the Crappier Day?

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UPDATE: In his defense, a rep for Walter Jones released this statement to E! News:

"Mr. Jones would like to state that he is innocent and is confident that upon further review and investigation of this matter, he will be exonerated. Mr. Jones would also like to take this time to thank his family, friends and fans for all of their continued support."
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Would you rather have old love letters leaked or get a DUI?

Madonna is facing a bout of mild humiliation as the Rock & Roll Pop Art Auction is plotting to put numerous personal items she gave to an ex on the block, including old microcassette tapes of answering machine messages and faxed notes of affection.

Sure, the lot is expected to fetch a pretty penny—the letters start at $3,000 while the voice mails should fetch at least $10,000—but now everyone knows she refers to herself as "Lola Montez" and "Lil' Booty." And to add insult to injury, the New York Post refers to the items as "artifacts." Madge may be 50 years old, but "artifacts"? Really?!

But is that worse than the situation the Black Ranger from The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers is in right now?

Walter Jones—that's his name when he's not wearing spandex and answering to the name of Zack Taylor—was arrested Sunday in Huntsville, Ala., TMZ reports. He was booked for driving while intoxicated, jailed, bailed and sent on his merry way.

Enjoy the Schadenfreude, peeps! We're glad not to be them right now, too.

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