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Lindsay Lohan's Looking for Love...and Laughs?
Well, that was quick.
Just days after her big breakup with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan is wasting no time poking fun at the split—not to mention all the other drama that constantly surrounds her—in a mock eHarmony personal ad.
"Hi, my name is Lindsay and I'm searching for love," she says. "I'm recently single, I think, and I'm looking for someone who I can spend the rest of my life with, or at least the rest of my probation with."
Linds proceeds to reveal a little bit about herself. You know, the usual stuff: She's creative, a workaholic and, "according to the state of California, an alcoholic."
As for the perfect mate, he or she should love things like "long walks on the beach, car chases on the PCH, antiquing and passing out in Cadillac Escalades."
So check it out, let us know if you're interested and we'll try and hook you kids up.
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