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Do-Me Meter: Robert's Shirtless Man of Mystery

Sherlock Holmes, Robert Downey Jr. Warner Bros. Pictures

Since when has Sherlock Holmes been depicted buff and shirtless—is he about to be challenged in what looks like an underground cage match? This ain't your mum's 19th-century detective, that's fer sure.

Here's Robert Downey Jr. in a scene from the Guy Ritchie pic—Guy's obviously going a less-intellectual route for the British sleuth. Obviously, hanging around skin-addict Madonna all those years finally rubbed off.

What's Jude Law's Watson gonna look like, a Chippendales dancer? RDJ's lookin' fine, still packin' his Iron Man abs, tho we sorta miss the Tony Stark smirk. Still, gotta love anything that updates a sorta-dreary setting with sweaty men sans costumes.

And there's no way the movie will be ruined with a cameo from Madge, sorry, but somebody had to say it, might as well be us.

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