Diary of a Crash: Indie Spirit, Lite Porn and Carson's Posse
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I only became Reel Girl what, like five minutes ago? So, it's okay that I didn't get invited to the Independent Spirit Awards after-party, the other huge star-packed deal this weekend. I'll get over it. Because, well, I snuck in.
I had to. I mean, I was so excited, I was having vivid flashbacks to last year's Spirit Awards, when the Wayans brothers told me their plans for a female version of Brokeback Mountain that they would call BrokeBUSH Mountain.
So, I started texting like mad and laying on the eyeliner. An hour later, my friend and I had pulled off the sneak and stood guzzling champagne at Shutters on the Beach in Santa Monica. Yes, yay.
I don't want to say how we did it. I had to be very quiet, which is very hard for me, and I succeeded.
During the awards, Sarah Silverman cracked jokes that don't get old and gave one hell of a monologue. Yay! Frances McDormand won for Friends with Money? Yay yay! Jason Reitman won Best Screenplay for Thank You for Smoking? Yay?
That's it. I. Am. Going. To. The. Party.
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So, now I share my thoughts on the hipster movie prom.
- Indie Suddenly Equals Strobe Lights: Last year, the IFC threw a party that felt like a mellow house gathering. It was all very chill, as in hanging out on the deck smoking cigarettes with Josh Lucas and having an almost-private dance floor downstairs. This year, whoa. The main room was like a nightclub. The Spirit Awards are suddenly hot. Funny.
- Cuba Gooding Jr. Knows Oxygen Lite Porn! Jerry Maguire has been on TV a lot lately, and I have never watched Boyz n the Hood without crying. This is why I had to go up to Cuba when I saw him standing with a dude. He was supernice off the bat and all excited when I told him about my new gig. And suddenly, we're having this conversation about Oxygen lite porn and why this party is better than any Oscar gathering.
- Carson Daly Has the Coolest Posse—No, Really, He Does! Surrounding one teensy cocktail table for like 20 minutes were hostess Ms. Silverman, her man Jimmy Kimmel, funnyman Adam Carolla and…bright-eyed Carson Daly. No point to my sharing this sighting, it just made me very happy, you know? Good for Carson.





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