Condensed Soup: Ear-Bleeding Fun on So You Think You Can Dance, Plus Regis Cracks Wise

Fancy footwork might sometimes be in question on So You Think You Can Dance, but Mary Murphy's shrill, repetitive screaming about tamale trains is an absolute. And if it's annoying to hear through your TV set, imagine what Kat Deeley goes through.

And then there's Regis Philbin, who spices up a pleasant morning on Live with Regis and Kelly with a little old-school, chauvinistic Sinatra-speak from a long-forgotten era when be-atches were still broads.

And one more thing, toots. Don't forget to tune in tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT when Joel "Young Blue Eyes" McHale brings you a brand new Soup.