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Blab Blab Blab: Miffed Miley!

Fri., Apr. 3, 2009 12:59 PM PDT by Ted Casablanca

INFphoto.com

"I'm not getting married!"

—So screamed Miley Cyrus at the Hannah Montana premiere when asked if she and 20-year-old cradle robber Justin Gaston were gettin' hitched (like she hinted at on Ryan Seacrest). Not-so-smiley Cyrus echoed the angry message in her Twitter, too. Has this girl gone a millisecond without some scandal?