Bitch-Back! Twilight Back Talk and Blind Vices!

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Dear Ted:
People don't believe this Twilight Blind Vice because they're saying your blog isn't reliable enough. You should hint at who our cast or crewmember source is so maybe fans will believe this is legit. It's rumored that People mag has a source for this same info but hasn't published anything about it yet. Maybe try to get in on that source and it will lend you some credibility. Just a suggestion.
—Casey

Dear Smells Off:
Does that whole Twilight cast chain smoke? Yes, I broke that. Does Rob Pattinson smell more on the musty side? Yes, I was the first to confirm this fact with his castmates. Does Rob P. like his booze? Yes, I broke. Are the love shenanigans behind the camera far more confusing than what's being filmed? Uh, that, too. I don't need to go on, and I certainly don't need ass-kissing People to validate my info. Wake up. If anything, it's the other way around.

Dear Ted:
Your site really rocks my socks. I have humongous respect and admiration for you! So much so, that I have to ask for your take on something that's really been bothering me, big time: Why is it that the media and politics are so dead set on hanging Michael Phelps out to dry over his photographic evidence (plus losing his endorsements, having to give interviews, etc.)? In the meantime, the much more serious photographic evidence in the case of Rihanna has left C.B. (I won't even give him the satisfaction of typing out his name) with a slap on the wrist and pap pics (albeit staged) printed of him having a grand ol' time, while he has numerous people standing up on his behalf...I don't know. I just don't see how these two situations are in any way comparable in the public eye.
—Lauren

Dear Lesser of Two Evils?:
Drugs are always gonna be thought of as worse than "relationship woes." But in a year, Mikey will likely still be swimming, while the future of C.B.'s career isn't as decided yet.

Dear Ted:
First off, you're awesome and I enjoy your column way too much! Now, is Twyla Babe-Sucker Rachelle Lefevre and Kellan Lutz?
—svetikg

Dear Couple Question:
Keep guessin', babe! Eventually all the Twi-hons will be whittled down.

Dear Ted:
I appreciate that you aren't a fame whore like most bloggers. You report things with a bit of wit and sass, rarely going toward mean-spirited. I can actually sleep at night when reading your column and not feeling too dirty in the process.
—sweetdetermination

Dear Clean as a Whistle:
How very un-Pattinson of you!

Dear Ted:
I recently discovered your blog and check it religiously every morning now. Have been very impressed with your ability to report wonderfully frivolous gossip while remaining human. Case in point: One minute it's Blind Vices and other guilty pleasures, the next it's your tribute to Natasha Richardson. I'm sorry you lost a friend and am sorry for her family. It was refreshing to read a story that was personal and written by someone who actually feels for her family. Keep it up, Ted. And please give Margo a scratch behind the ears for me. That dog kicks ass.
—clehr

Dear Furry Friend:
Welcome, thanks and you have no idea!

Dear Ted:
What do you think about the pics of Kristen Stewart and her BF Michael in Vancouver? And what do you think about Nikki and Rob hooking up? Two happy couples? So your B.V. is totally false. 'Cause there is nothing going on between Kristen and Rob and never will be.
—Naley257

Dear in Denial:
These "couples" are far from happy. Or, uh, real?

Dear Ted:
Loved seeing you on The Today Show, Ted, but gotta say that (though I hope you were taken out of context) you may have come off as less-than-appreciative of a finely aged Cabernet. I so rarely watch but was thrilled that on the one-off chance I did, I got to see your airtime. P.S. When are you gonna join F.B.?
—Jen  

Dear TV Type:
Thanks, babe, but Facebook? Isn't that so Rachel's last hairdo? (And I don't drink, but nice try with than analogy, almost worked!) Try me on Twitter.

Dear Ted:
Brain-Fry Noodlestein should know better, having just "wrestled" his way back into a starring role. Maybe he's still mourning his little deceased doggie and wants to hurry on to join him in puppy paradise.
—lindagale1954

Dear Say It, Already:
It's not Mickey Rourke. He's learned his lesson—we hope.

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