Bitch-Back! Is Megan Fox Over Being Foxy?

Dear Ted:
So Megan Fox is trying to go a different route with her image now because "women think she's a slut"? I'm sure her negative image has nothing to do with the fact that the persona she was projecting was so obviously just a calculated ploy to titillate men, like some cheesy sorority girl who makes out with other chicks to get more attention. Now she's trying to sell herself as a homebody? Please. I can understand wanting to keep some things personal, but here's a novel idea: Shut your trap! And stop doing the tacky pictures with the tongue out.
—Bbrey

Dear Foxless:
I don't think she's going as far as being a homebody, but the Fox-er has been less of a trotter lately, keeping more to herself...and guess what...that's OK! We still love her and want to see what media persona she's going to push on us next. Of course, we fully reserve the right to barf all over it, if we so choose.

Dear Ted:
Now I am convinced you have something against Gerard Butler! You never answer any questions regarding him. Are you jealous of him? I just wanted to know if he has been the subject of any B.V.'s since you last absolved him of any sins. November is a long ways from July! Has he any women(an)? Rumors? And don't say: Jen Maniston, Jess or Lindsay, 'cause we know those are all jokes. Anyone real?
—Deanna

Dear No Hatin':
G.B. is not the type to have a steady gal by his side. He wants to settle down about as much as John Mayer does. And please, why would I be jealous of him? He can't even pick up girls, and I don't want to. 

Dear Ted:
Ted, so are Taryn and Robert Pattinson dating on the side, 'cause she made a comment she has seen him more than her family? Which I am hoping is not very much, as you do love your Robsten.
—Arabella

Dear Love Affair:
Don't worry, Taryn and Rob's relaysh is same as with me and R.Pattz, i.e., strictly platonic. Damn. Still, we're both Team Robsten, even if we're both equally insulted Robert didn't as us to take off our clothes. 

Dear Ted:
What is the dirt on Hayden Panettiere? Or is she really as good as she'd like us to believe?
—Luv 

Dear No Good Girl Here:
Uh, she's bitchy to the press, her fans and her boyfriends. What exactly is she trying to make you believe?

Dear Ted:
First off, sorry for my English. I'm one of the lucky Spanish Twi fans who saw Robsten and Taylor Lautner in Madrid. As Twi and Robsten fans, we absolutely enjoyed that meeting. I cannot say the same about New Moon premiere in L.A. We didn't expect PDA from Rosbten, but at least a few pics of them or Robsten and Taylor. It's been so cold. We, Spanish fans are totally disappointed with this disaster of the premiere. What do you think?
—Paola 

Dear Spanish Lover:
Glad you got to see them in Madrid, hon. And yes, it does suck that there weren't that many pics of them from the L.A. premiere, but we got a handful from the tour in Europe, so it's all good, no? They did their press duties instead of more photo call duties. Also, remember they had all those bitchy handlers with them, weren't exactly entirely in party mode, ya know. Weird since it was the damn premiere!

Dear Ted:
Why does Jessica Alba always look so grumpy in pictures? She also looks very thin recently! Can't be "good genes," right?
—Mary

Dear Grumps:
Jess hates the paparazzi. You'll never catch her smiling for them.

Dear Ted:
I hope you will take a minute to spread the word about this disaster for military families. Please urge your readers to support our troops: Don't let the government get away with putting a baby in foster care so the army can court martial his single-parent mother for trying to secure appropriate care for him before being deployed to Afghanistan! I hope your readers will take a minute to contact Rep. Barbara Lee (Oakland, Calif.) at 202-225-2661, Senator Boxer at 202-224-3553, and Senator Feinstein at 202- 224-3841 to try to bring the case of Specialist Alexis Hutchinson to a swift and compassionate resolution. Thank you, from a loyal reader.
—Juli

Dear Patriot:
Such a sad case, but thanks for posting this! Let's see if we can get some readers to respond and support.

Dear Ted:
To the gentleman who told you not to "casually slime" Scientology—I don't know that I would so quickly defend a religion that is based on its followers paying large sums of money in order to advance, and encourages them to cut off ties to friends and family who do not follow Scientology. While you may say that it makes millions of people happy, I say that it's an alarming group, and frankly seems pretty cultish. Frankly, I think it's more reprehensible to casually espouse the controversial group.
—Triple

Dear No Cults, Please:
Glad you wrote back. I'm on the same page as you.

Dear Ted:
OK, I get it as much as those dimples of hers try to convince me that it's not true, Jennifer Garner is apparently not a sweetheart. But please tell me that she is a good mom. She seems way more involved with her kids than most Hollywood types. Those smiles at the park have to be genuine.
—Shanti

Dear Deceiving Dimples:
I wasn't commenting on her as a mom at all, she's a great parent.

Dear Ted:
I am appalled you would equate Alexander Skarsgård to Nikki Reed as a Vamp-Tramp. Seriously, I don't see him dating a billionaire boy-toy to prove a point that he is so above his costars à la Nikki Reed (with Paris Latsis). As always, he seems so gracious and kind during interviews and from what you read of fan encounters. Why would you try to give him a bad rap like this? Is it because he isn't Robert Pattinson?
—Courtney  

Dear Vamp-Tramp Denial:
Please, we love us some Skarsgård! But he launches on all his costars, you don't see a repeating pattern here? Wake up, maybe? 

Dear Ted:
Is there any media interest at all in pix of Mel Gibson's baby with that Russian woman? Xxoo
—Jasmolak 

Dear Nyet:
We'd sooner talk about Levi Johnston's career aspirations.

Dear Ted:
'Tis the season of smokin' hot vamps. Yet, nary a peep on any goings-on behind the scenes of TVD...Are we to believe there's no delish dirt on either Ian Somerhalder or Paul Wesley? Are they as boring as they seem, or do they only seem boring because (a) they stay off radar or (b) they spend all their free time at the gym in competition for who can get the most ripped? (And doing an excellent job at that, I might add. Mmmm-hmmm) Throw a juicy tidbit our way, pretty please.
-Victoria in Virginia

Dear Quiet Cuties:
I think they're keeping low-key because of both (a) and (b) Don't hear much on Wesley, which is a major sign that boy's up to no good. We're on the prowl, now! 

Dear Ted:
They are looking for a leading lady to star with Rob Pattinson in Bel Ami. Could you suggest to them that Keira Knightley would be the best choice for the role? Love these two.
—Lieb

Dear Casting Director:
I love Keira, not much of her around. Hopefully, it's because she's working on not looking like a skeleton. If she could pack on a few pounds, I think she'd be perf for our Robby.

Dear Ted:
We all know that our favorite Disney stars wear purity rings: Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato and the Jonas Brothers. But are any of them actually wearing them because they want to? Or is Disney or their reps forcing them all to? 
—Courtney

Dear Devious Disney:
Do you seriously think they all wear purity rings? Really?

Dear Ted:
Hi Ted! Which websites do you read?
—Dana

Dear I'm No Palin:
Check out my blogroll on the right side of the A.T. homepage, and there's a list for ya!

Dear Ted:
If Lindsay Lohan was my daughter, she would be "involuntarily committed" somewhere so fast it would make her head spin. Why doesn't her family do something? Can you put her on blast on your site? Something? Even though I'm not a fan of hers at all, I am a mother...and I know that everyone around her will feel awful when they find her dead somewhere. Thoughts?
—P.K. in S.C.

Dear Mommy Dearest:
Well you're a normal mother with normal parenting skills. Dina Lohan on the other hand is frickin' insane and would rather be in the spotlight then help her daughter get healthy. Oh, don't you just love Hollywood?

Dear Ted:
Do you think Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner's relationship is bigger than Kristen and Rob's? Before Taylor got himself a girl he was the third wheel to Robsten and the human shield, but now that he and Taylor are together do you think their relationship is bigger or better than Robsten's?
—Faye

Dear Tay-Squared vs. Robsten:
I don't think it's bigger or better. All's been quiet on the Tay-Squared front.

Dear Ted:
Do you think it's possible for two hot gay guys to have a bromance? Or does bromance only refer to straight men?
—Ss

Dear Bromance Lovin':
Sure, why not?

Dear Ted:
Is Sandy Boob Matt LeBlanc? Not an obvious guess, but Joey and Chandler watched Baywatch all the time, his character on Days of Our Lives fell down an elevator shaft and died, and Joey never met a mirror he didn't like. Thank you for making me laugh every day!
—PopCultureWhore

Dear All Fancy-Ass:
Nice try! And I love your show-within-a-show detective work. But everybody knows the Awful Truth's not exactly French Cinema-like with subliminal and overly sophisticated clues. Sandy's show took place at the beach, it's really that simple. And, no, he's not Matt, but you've certainly got the right bod type.

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Meg may not be as foxy now, but maybe it's just The Many Moods of Megan Fox!