Bethenny Frankel Blogs About The Real Housewives of Atlanta: "All Hell's Gonna Break Loose"

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Sheree and Kim are hanging out? Wow, we Housewives are resilient. I must say, as Andy Cohen would put it, Kim and Sheree had some serious hair systems going on. It does look great though. The weaves and wigs are literally characters in this show, to be pulled, complimented, fought over and sold.

The whole Nene and Mel father storyline is compelling. It's nice to see her calm for a while. Normal isn't always bad. I love how Nene said that house in Athens used to be a mansion. Isn't that a mansion now?

I waited with bated breath for the episodic, narcissistic Sheree line, and this time it came like clockwork: "I made my samples to fit me because I'm the perfect model." She's the best, and I still love her. Why does she say Dwight's name with two syllables: De-wight?

Who doesn't love Kandi? Premarital counseling. Yikes. His death is tragic, so it really is difficult to discuss his six children from four mothers. She'll never get to experience that difficulty, but like any marriage, it would have been difficult. It does always go back to the money. That is the core issue here. When mama said "child support" as her word, I gasped.

On a lighter note, Derek has neck cleavage that makes him look like a shar-pei. I loved when he had the balls to ask Kim, "What the hell you got on?" They have the funniest dynamic.

Kim is so funny when she constantly says, "I'm a good-lookin' son bitch." I laugh out loud. She is great TV.

Then she was dissing Nene's weave that she's had on for six months, saying, "that looks an f--king mess". Snap. Not nice.

So Kim spends $12,000 a week on hair. Does papa pay for her to change her hair down south every week also? Seriously, do wigs stay on during sex? How does that really work? Someone tweet me about it.

WTF is with all the gay wingmen on this show? There isn't a Housewife without her very own pet gay. Do they go to getagay.com or adoptagay.com?

At the engagement party, Lisa looked pretty, like a pink-bowed present. Why the random painting scene with her and Gregg? I fell off the couch when Kim, with a straight face, said that if that "moose" showed up "all hell would break loose." Maybe "Here Comes a Moose, All Hell's Gonna Break Loose" will be her next single. She's nuts.

Regarding the fashion show, I like Sheree's line. Dwight was a douche with his constant "hmmms." How long has he been waiting to use the term wardrobe mistress? He keeps dissing Sheree, when it will be a good show, and no one is curing cancer here. Dwight. Stop. Just say one nice thing please.

As for the Nene scene with her father, it was emotional. I like Nene, and I imagine he was nervous and didn't want to reunite on camera. For her, she may want to close Pandora's box. I've been through what she's going through, and it isn't fun.

Overall, the show was boring and slow, and no one is fighting, which is surreal. That season finale had better bring it.

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