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Awful’s Fat Man Gallery!

Tue., Apr. 28, 2009 4:31 PM PDT by Ted Casablanca

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Can someone explain to us how anytime a starlet gains a pound in this town, suddenly she's labeled fat or pregnant? Poor Britney's been the butt end of this back-and-forth throughout her whole damn tour. It's like the only two acceptable forms for the female bod are stick-thin or in the process of procreating. What friggin' century is this?

If we gotta dish about Mischa Barton's cellulite and Jennifer Love-Hewitt's ass size (two bad excuses to talk about boring gals we wouldn't be interested in), then bring on the über-fat men! Dudes know how to pile crap on their plates even more than women in this town, and you rarely see them at Pilates classes working it off.

Check out our Awful Fat Man Gallery to see for yourself, and someone get Vince Vaughn on a treadmill, stat!