Adrien Brody's a Total Nightmare Disco Farmer!

Oh dear. Sometimes when a crime is so very vile, we're forced to break down the atrocity into its discriminate parts and prosecute only the most heinous. Just to stay sane.

So if you had to lop off the single most unacceptable piece of Adrien Brody's fruit vendor-meets-disco farmer outfit—worn to a BOSS Orange fashion party in Berlin—what would it be?

1. The tacky scarf that isn't even fit to be looped around a poodle's neck;

2. A straw fedora once made popular by a talking scarecrow;

3. Or the foot-plus of exposed Brody body flesh that screams: "I make meaningful movies so I don't have to wear shirts!"

Pick the worst, and let us know in comments. Choose wisely, though, and remember...DEATH IS NOT AN OPTION.

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