InstagramStop swiping right on Bumble BFF because we literally just found your next best friend.
World, meet Ava Ryan, the hilarious 7-year-old who's about to take over your Instagram feed and probably eventually the world, too.
At her very young age, Ava—with her realness, straight-to-the-point attitude and love of bats—already has a firm grip in the trials and tribulations of adulthood, how to find romance and what it means to be a true friend.
And if you don't believe a 7-year-old is capable of such feats, let us prove our point:
She Understands the Reality of Having a Career: "I used to have big dreams, but now all I have is a big sandal collection."
And What's Really Wrong at Work: "I don't have a bad attitude. I'll tell you what I do have though, a bad job!"
She Gets the Only Purpose of Working Out: "I had too much tacos, and I'm going to have another one after this!"
And Why the Gym Is Actually the Worst: "I don't believe in the gym. It's just a whole bunch of sweaty people running around listening to 'Despacito.'"
She'll Motivate You to Be Your Best Self: "Don't get fit! Eat all the cupcakes and don't care."
And She'll Help You Get What You Want: Just watch her carefully manipulated moves.
She Even Knows How to Get Out of Difficult Conversations: "I'm late for my dad's mustache cleaning!"
And She's Not Afraid to Be Real With You: "I'm side-eyeing you so hard right now."
Or Herself: Sometimes she smells like beef, and that's totally fine.
She'll Help You Find Romance: "Here's what to do if you like someone, you say, 'I've been watching you for a long time and your grandma sews really great.'"
And She Knows Just the Right Way to Flirt: We've tested it out.
But She Knows Love Isn't Always a Fairytale: She doesn't believe in Beauty and the Beast. "She's singing it to this troll bear. Forget that." She's got a point...
And She'll Encourage You During Your Single Years: "Just let down the boyfriend."
She Knows Just What to Tell You to Life Your Spirits: "Eat pizza all day."
And She's Got a Solid Mantra for Life: "I don't follow rules. I follow dogs on social media."
But She Still Understands that Life Is One Big Question Mark: Because...?
And if You Ever Need a Laugh, She's Got You Covered: "We're two bacons in love."
But even though we may think Ava is a #FlawlessQueen, E! News caught up with Ava's mom, Katie Ryan, who dished her 7-year-old doesn't know how popular she is on the internet.
"I am not sure she quite grasps how popular the videos have become," Katie admitted. "She loves acting them out and creating these characters, it's like a game to her. Most of her day is spent with her friends and doing normal kid things, so I'm not sure she thinks about it too much."
Still, Ava does have a passion for acting and hopes to pursue that as she gets old.
"Recently she's expressed an interest in acting," Katie said. "If that's what she wants to do, we will support her 100 percent. My main goal has always been to keep her happy and comfortable, so if it ultimately comes to acting we will be with her every step of the way."
Well, we'd certainly love to see that!