Heidi Montag Dazzles Us with Five Minutes of Nothing

Hills star Heidi Montag takes MySpace users on a ride down Robertson Blvd.

By Mayrav Saar Apr 16, 2008 4:48 PMTags

Heidi Montag promotes her terrible, derivative vocoder-tweaked “song” in a hair-rippingly boring shopping video on MySpace.

And we love it!

The accidental irony of Heidi flashing her ass to the camera three times while her own computer-enhanced voice sings “No more”? Genius!

The knowing, heavy-lidded look she gives when someone shows her a marijuana leaf-emblazoned purse? Priceless.

And when she says of one dress, “I might even wear this in a music video”? Postmodern brilliance. Lady, just what do you think this whole My(WasteOf)Space video is?